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President Trump is one of a kind. I do somewhat admire his confidence. I mean, not everyone can pull off that amount of bondi sands. Of course, there’s been controversy. Being president always brings a lot of criticism. I mean look at Obama, he was the first African born leader of the greatest country in the world, but still not everyone loved him.
Anyway I think it’s time we showed Donald a bit of love.
So, like I’ve done for past world leaders before him, I’ve written him a poem.
This one’s for you Donald:
ODE TO DONALD
Donald, I’ll be honest,
I didn’t think you’d pull it off,
But now it seems you’re a reality,
Just like the return of whooping cough.
Despite your four bankruptcies,
I’m confident you’re a great businessman,
What better way to save the economy,
Than spending money on a wall for Mexicans.
You sort of remind me of Voldemort,
And not in a flattering way,
Because you think climate change is a joke,
And that Hell is reserved for gays.
Your policies, although controversial,
Are gold – without a doubt,
We’ll just keep all the pussy-grabbers in
And kick all the Muslims out.
I’ll play by your rules,
And not talk about abortion,
As long as you promise to continue,
Making healthcare cost a fortune.
Mr. President, You’re a racist, a homophobe,
A misogynist to the end,
Thank God we’ve got you, Donald,
To make America great again. ©
Thanks for everything Donald,