The Worst Day in the History of the World

Looking back it seems awfully ironic that last nightΒ my movie of choice was A Series of Unfortunate Events. I think I would have rather been locked in a car about to be hit by a train, or eaten by the world’s deadliest viper or flesh eating piranhas or even married to the mildly attractive disturbing Count Olaf, instead of going through what I did today. … Continue reading The Worst Day in the History of the World

How to be a Real Housewife of Sydney

For those of you who don’t know I’ve spent the last three weeks living the highlife in Australia’s greatest most pretentiousΒ city, Sydney. Except of course I a) wasn’t actually living the highlife because I was staying in a backpacker’s hostel/brothel run by what appeared to be the cast of Geordie Shore and b) Melbourne is obviously Australia’s greatest city. Continue reading How to be a Real Housewife of Sydney

How to Survive in the Blue Mountains

So if you haven’t seen from my frequent and severely overexposed Instagram posts, I’ve spent the past few days in the Blue Mountains aka arguably the most beautiful place in Australia except for a) Wilsons Prom and b) Ikea Springvale. Anyway like most white twenty year olds I like to carry my polaroid around and wear activewear and get people to take photos of me … Continue reading How to Survive in the Blue Mountains

Burg-alicious

Photo by Moy Today is arguably the second most important day on the calendar (after my birthday, obvs) – it’s National Burger Day. I don’t know which burger elitist coined the day, but he/she appeared to have forgotten to alert the Government because it’s not a public holiday yet??? In honour of this special day, One Fine Morning will put on its Buzzfeed-esque hat and … Continue reading Burg-alicious